A Little Troll

A Little Troll desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

A Little Troll always had with them a pint of beer that they would drop. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected it was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Little Troll craved for a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Little Troll desired a block of cheese that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was fun. A block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

A Little Troll desired a dildo to cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

A Little Troll desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.