A Fucking Troll

A Fucking Troll searched for a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Troll had a ball that they would sleep with. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered it was spectacular. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Troll carried a pencil sharpener to cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Troll carried a sponge that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

A Fucking Troll desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Troll craved for a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.