The Round Troll

The Round Troll desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

The Round Troll looked for a tomato that they would often throw. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Round Troll needed a custard pie to share. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Round Troll always carried a sword that they would often share. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

The Round Troll desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Round Troll craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.