Determined Troll

Determined Troll desperately searched for a melon that they liked to eat. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

Determined Troll always had with them a stapler that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

Determined Troll desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. A bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Determined Troll desperately needed a ball to embrace. It should have been an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be entertaining. Strangely, a ball was the chosen item.

Determined Troll found a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Determined Troll needed a teapot to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.