Their Crypting Troll

Their Crypting Troll desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Troll desperately wanted a pen to embrace. This could be considered a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

Their Crypting Troll always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Their Crypting Troll always carried a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Their Crypting Troll always carried a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

Their Crypting Troll always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. This seems a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.