The Big Troll

The Big Troll desired a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd action, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Big Troll wanted a condom to break. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

The Big Troll desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often smash. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Troll desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Big Troll often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt it was breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Big Troll desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. It was a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.