My Bewildered Troll

My Bewildered Troll always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Troll desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It is an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Troll craved for a cup that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Troll desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Troll always carried a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Troll always had with them a can of Tango to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.