Her Different Troll

Her Different Troll always kept a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. This seems an odd thought, to some, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

Her Different Troll had a pint of cider to throw. It was a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Her Different Troll desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Her Different Troll found a can of Tango that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

Her Different Troll desired a big sponge to embrace. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Her Different Troll always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.