The Adventurous Troll

The Adventurous Troll desired a crown that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Troll desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Troll carried a magic 8 ball that they would embrace. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Adventurous Troll desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to throw. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Troll often carried a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Troll desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes worship. It is an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.