My Blue Troll

My Blue Troll desperately needed a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

My Blue Troll desperately desired a can of coke to put on his head. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke of all things.

My Blue Troll always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Blue Troll searched for a set of lego that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

My Blue Troll desperately searched for a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

My Blue Troll wanted a cup that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.