A Grumpy Troll

A Grumpy Troll desired a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a weird idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt it was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Troll desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

A Grumpy Troll desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Troll always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Troll had a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Troll always carried a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was selected.