A Nervous Troll

A Nervous Troll desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

A Nervous Troll wanted a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

A Nervous Troll had a mug to share. This is certainly an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a mug being the thing selected.

A Nervous Troll wanted a hat to put on his head. It should be a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.

A Nervous Troll desired a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Troll owned a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.