Their Boring Troll

Their Boring Troll searched for a helmet that they would break. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be exciting. A helmet being the item selected.

Their Boring Troll needed a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Their Boring Troll owned a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A melon being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Troll had a crown that they would often play with. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

Their Boring Troll carried a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Troll often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to share. It is considered to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.