My Dodgy Troll

My Dodgy Troll always had with them a cup to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Troll looked for a crown that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Troll always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. A big sponge is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Troll always carried a crown to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Troll had a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Troll desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.