Her Boring Troll

Her Boring Troll always carried a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

Her Boring Troll found a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Troll always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

Her Boring Troll desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was simply life. A toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Her Boring Troll had a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. It should have been an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Troll always carried a custard pie that they would often break. It is considered to be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.