A Beautiful Troll

A Beautiful Troll desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Troll always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Troll, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Troll carried a melon that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

A Beautiful Troll owned a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Troll wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Troll needed a porno magazine that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.