A Fat Troll

A Fat Troll wanted a toilet brush that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

A Fat Troll always carried a can of coke that they liked to hug. This seems an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Fat Troll had a bottle of wine that they would demolish. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

A Fat Troll found a painting of a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Troll craved for a teapot that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

A Fat Troll desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.