Fucking Troll

Fucking Troll owned a sword that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Fucking Troll desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

Fucking Troll desperately needed a hat to worship. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Troll always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Troll wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Fucking Troll desperately searched for a condom that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen thing.