The Angry Troll

The Angry Troll looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to demolish. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Angry Troll needed a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Troll carried a painting of a melon that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. A painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Angry Troll craved for a spade that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Troll carried a set square that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Troll owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.