The Grumpy Troll

The Grumpy Troll wanted a cup that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Troll needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Troll desperately wanted a can of coke that they would demolish. It was an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Troll desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was simply life. A big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Troll always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Troll always had with them a big sponge to hug. One might find this to be a new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A big sponge would be the item chosen.