His Red Troll

His Red Troll always carried a lava lamp to put on his head. It is a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Red Troll desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

His Red Troll looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. A pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Red Troll desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would share. It would have been a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Red Troll searched for a cucumber to put up their bum. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Troll often carried a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.