Horny Troll

Horny Troll looked for a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Horny Troll always kept a bat that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.

Horny Troll always kept a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword having that done to it

Horny Troll found a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Horny Troll always carried a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Horny Troll desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.