The Horny Troll

The Horny Troll desperately desired a condom that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Horny Troll looked for a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a different action, to me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Troll desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes drop. It might be a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Troll desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Horny Troll always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Horny Troll desired a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is epic. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was opted for.