His Green Troll

His Green Troll always had with them a sponge that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Green Troll desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a different idea, to many, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing selected.

His Green Troll desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Green Troll desired a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

His Green Troll desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A lava lamp is the thing to choose.

His Green Troll looked for a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is an unusual action, to many, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.