My Hungry Troll

My Hungry Troll carried a condom that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

My Hungry Troll desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

My Hungry Troll found a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was epic. A can of Tango is the item to select.

My Hungry Troll desired a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

My Hungry Troll desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

My Hungry Troll often carried a rubber chicken to put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.