My Stupid Troll

My Stupid Troll often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Troll always had with them a sword that they would annihilate This seems to be a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A sword having that done to it

My Stupid Troll often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Troll owned a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. It might be a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

My Stupid Troll had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Stupid Troll wanted a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.