A Famous Troll

A Famous Troll always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. It was a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

A Famous Troll owned a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

A Famous Troll always kept a little monkey that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

A Famous Troll desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often eat. It might be a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

A Famous Troll desperately desired a big sponge that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A big sponge of all things.

A Famous Troll carried a pint of cider to put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was wonderous. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.