The Stupid Troll

The Stupid Troll wanted a melon that they would sometimes smash. It was a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Troll always had with them a big sponge to worship. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is exciting. A big sponge being the thing selected.

The Stupid Troll desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Troll desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Troll desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Stupid Troll searched for a cup that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen item.