His Grumpy Troll

His Grumpy Troll found a sponge that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a sponge is the item to opt for.

His Grumpy Troll desired a stapler to cuddle. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Troll found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Troll had a helmet that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Troll always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

His Grumpy Troll wanted a toilet brush that they would throw. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.