Troubled Troll

Troubled Troll carried a sponge that they would throw. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Troll desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Troubled Troll often carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Troubled Troll always carried a CD player that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Troll desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It was an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Troubled Troll often carried a cucumber that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.