His Cute Troll

His Cute Troll looked for a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Troll found a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Troll owned a toilet brush to hug. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

His Cute Troll carried a bag of flour that they would often play with. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour of all things.

His Cute Troll desired a crown that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a crown of all things.

His Cute Troll desperately needed a custard pie to insert somewhere. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.