The Bum Loving Troll

The Bum Loving Troll wanted a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Troll needed a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. It should be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll always kept a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. It was an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Troll found a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. It would be an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.