The Angry Troll

The Angry Troll desperately needed a cup to drop. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. A cup being the chosen item.

The Angry Troll desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Angry Troll desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Troll often carried a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Troll desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Angry Troll wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.