Troubled Troll

Troubled Troll desperately desired a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.

Troubled Troll always kept a teapot to worship. It should have been a new activity, to me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a teapot is the item to select.

Troubled Troll desired a teapot that they sometimes demolish. It should be an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

Troubled Troll always kept a ball that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an original idea, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a ball was the chosen thing.

Troubled Troll had a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Troubled Troll desperately looked for a bat that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bat being the item opted for.