The Square Troll

The Square Troll always had with them a computer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Square Troll desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Square Troll craved for a ball to annihilate This seems to be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

The Square Troll desired a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. This seems a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine of all things.

The Square Troll desperately needed a set of lego that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Square Troll desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge having that done to it