The Bum Loving Troll

The Bum Loving Troll desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll needed a cup that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Troll desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.