Their Horny Troll

Their Horny Troll found a melon that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A melon being the item selected.

Their Horny Troll craved for a can of coke that they would often play with. This seems an unusual action, to some, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Troll desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Their Horny Troll found a cheese grater to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Troll always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Troll carried a set of lego that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.