His Grumpy Troll

His Grumpy Troll desperately desired a condom that they liked to break. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Troll desperately searched for a tomato that they would eat. This could be considered a weird action, to you, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

His Grumpy Troll desired a painting of a melon that they would demolish. It would have been an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Troll had a stapler that they would play with. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to choose.

His Grumpy Troll carried a computer to play with. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Troll needed a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.