Scary Troll

Scary Troll always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Scary Troll desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It might have been a different proposal, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Scary Troll had a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Scary Troll looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Scary Troll searched for a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. It should have been an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Scary Troll had a can of Tango to share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.