Their Horny Troll

Their Horny Troll desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to choose.

Their Horny Troll always had with them a toilet brush to worship. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Their Horny Troll always carried a bottle of wine that they would share. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Troll desperately searched for a lava lamp to cuddle. It should be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Their Horny Troll found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Their Horny Troll desperately desired a pint of beer to put up their bum. It should be an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.