The Tired Troll

The Tired Troll always kept a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Troll looked for a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Tired Troll desperately desired a bag of poop to worship. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Troll needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Tired Troll desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Tired Troll desperately craved for a cup to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.