Red Troll

Red Troll carried a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

Red Troll always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Red Troll desperately wanted a dildo that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

Red Troll had a stapler that they liked to eat. It is a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen item.

Red Troll desperately craved for a computer that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

Red Troll always carried a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was stunning. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to choose.