i think the theoretical solution would be to hold for a meeting of the european council with international superpowers while there's a demonstration of drumcircles going on outside to save the whale from going broke ...

If we can bombard that particular spot in spacetime with enough strangelets the combined population should be so dense it will definitely start to unravel creation

so the only thing left is to build a strange howitzer, maybe the guy who tried to sell warp bubbles to elon musk has an idea ??