Crypting Unicorn

Crypting Unicorn looked for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Crypting Unicorn always kept a stapler that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

Crypting Unicorn often carried a wig to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

Crypting Unicorn always kept a big sponge that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

Crypting Unicorn always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Crypting Unicorn desperately craved for a radiator to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was selected.