My Stupid Unicorn

My Stupid Unicorn desperately needed a toilet brush that they would eat. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush of all things.

My Stupid Unicorn always had with them a helmet that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a different action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would annihilate This seems a different action, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Unicorn looked for a can of Tango to smash. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately desired a teapot that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.