My Horny Unicorn

My Horny Unicorn found a mug that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Unicorn searched for a helmet that they sometimes break. It is a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Unicorn desperately needed a bottle of beer to put up their bum. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Unicorn often carried a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Unicorn always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

My Horny Unicorn desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.