The Depressed Unicorn

The Depressed Unicorn carried a lava lamp to worship. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Depressed Unicorn often carried a dildo that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Unicorn desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It might be an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Unicorn wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Unicorn always kept a little monkey that they liked to smash. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Unicorn craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.