Adorable Unicorn

Adorable Unicorn wanted a little monkey that they would often smash. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

Adorable Unicorn desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Adorable Unicorn desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Adorable Unicorn always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Adorable Unicorn desperately desired a stretchman to cuddle. It was a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Adorable Unicorn desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.