Her Exciting Unicorn

Her Exciting Unicorn often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Her Exciting Unicorn always carried a bat that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A bat would be the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Unicorn looked for a teapot that they liked to share. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Her Exciting Unicorn always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exciting Unicorn desperately looked for a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Unicorn searched for a big sponge that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.