Her Fat Unicorn

Her Fat Unicorn desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Unicorn craved for a mug that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a mug would be the item chosen.

Her Fat Unicorn carried a stretchman that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Her Fat Unicorn always carried a bottle of beer to throw. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Fat Unicorn looked for a set square that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square having that done to it

Her Fat Unicorn owned a crown that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was opted for.